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Thursday, October 28, 2004
O IM A GOOD OLD REBEL
The Civil War was not back that far. I am reminded that the Beebe house I live in was built in the 1830's. This Connecticut mill town here was going strong thirty years after that,during the Civil War, putting out woolen fabric for the Yankees, no doubt. Elsewhere, just after the war, there were some gloomy ex-rebels who clung to the old southern cause that they fought so hard for. I scanned a reprint that I got from a Virginia friend, it is a true folk song that was sung by a weary rebel just after the war, not too happy about the USA.  
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Two tall tales of deception
Two different times I have discovered that small fibs can catch
up to you years later.
Pictures set the stage:

The first tale happened years ago, when I was parts manager at
Richmond Power Eqpt. and I had just come back from a business
driving trip to the western part of Virginia. I was in my office
showing some pictures of that to some people and a wise guy Tom
W. came in uninvited and was sort of horning in on the conversation.
He was always one of those guys who you respected, because he
was a perfectionist and knew it, but was always imposing on others.
Some had other three and four letter names for him. Always wanted
to zing him some way.
Anyhow, I don't have the actual picture, but it looked very much
like the barn pic above, taken in the same era and area, but it
was of an old log house with a wisp of smoke from the chimney,
a path and chickens and all that. I had seen this from the car
and snapped, loving the country charm. I told Tom, much to the
chuckles of everybody else, that this was where I lived, out in
the country not far from Richmond, and that old lady in the shawl
just visible in front, was my aged Mother, who lived with us.
Tom left the room, but I thought he got the joke.
Fast forward about four years . . . one day for some reason or
other, somebody mentioned in Tom's presence that all the houses
in my subdivision looked similar, and Tom said he thought I lived
in a log cabin. I laughed, then realized he had bought that fib
and believed it all that time. I had zinged him without even knowing
I had. Maybe you had to have been there.
Update: An anonymous comment floated in from
someone claiming to be Tom, (which I doubt) but I feel compelled
to amend my story only by adding that later on, Tom (or I) mellowed
a bit, and he turned out to be a much nicer guy than I had thought,
but still a perfectionist.

Jenner Sky
Second joke-fib: This one is on Martha, which I told her probably
back at Allegheny, I know it was before we were married, anyway.
I looked up at the sky one afternoon and saw a pattern of ribbed
clouds that some call a mackerel sky, sort of like the clip above,
and since I have always tried the puns at any excuse, I told her
that my family used to call it a "Jenner Sky". I was quite sure
that she got the joke that it sounds like "generous guy" because
I repeated it and laughed with her. I thought.
Well, years and years later, probably 20, we were out somewhere
and she asked me if that looked like a Jenner Sky up there. I
laughed, and after we both figured out that she had been fooled
so many years, we laughed for about two days straight. Maybe you
had to have been there.
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